He’s feeling quite uncomfortable. And I’m not talking about his spotty defense.

Note: I’m filing this under “quick laughs,” but I’m not actually laughing. More like cringing.

4 Responses to “No wonder Carlos Guillen hasn’t stolen any bases lately”

  1. Lyndsay says:

    “Who wrote this ‘hilarious’ one, anal fissures?”

    “That’s a real thing.”

    “Yeah, well no one here has it.”

    “…Someone has it.”

  2. Lyndsay says:

    my quote steal from The Office is the one comment on this story??? jeeeeez Deadspin is all over this by now…

  3. Lyndsay says:

    this makes me particularly glad that I don’t work in a profession in which the causes of my sick days are broadcast across the country.

    “Yeah, she’s PMSing pretty bad…she’s gonna be day-to-day until her flow lightens up.”

  4. Sarah Green says:

    The worst part of that story was the part where they said the hemorrhoids “probably need to be lanced.”

    Ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh.

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