Comments on: What would Jesus do? Switch agents! http://umpbump.com/press/2008/06/03/what-would-jesus-do-switch-agents/ In-your-face baseball commentary Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:48:13 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Paul Moro http://umpbump.com/press/2008/06/03/what-would-jesus-do-switch-agents/comment-page-1/#comment-55945 Paul Moro Tue, 15 Jul 2008 13:54:35 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2321#comment-55945 I think Jesus would be flattered, Jim. Because Jesus wasn't a tightwad. I think Jesus would be flattered, Jim. Because Jesus wasn’t a tightwad.

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]]> By: jim http://umpbump.com/press/2008/06/03/what-would-jesus-do-switch-agents/comment-page-1/#comment-55944 jim Tue, 15 Jul 2008 05:24:00 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2321#comment-55944 The real question is.... What will Jesus do when you he asks you why you flip around his name as if it were a joke???? A lot of wise guys, who thought they were brilliant before men are gonna look pretty stupid when their day comes. How about doing something really smart, like Josh did, and ask God for forgivness? Then everyone else can make fun of you too. But trust me..you wont care because you'll only be trying to impress the one that really matters. The real question is….

What will Jesus do when you he asks you why you flip around his name as if it were a joke????

A lot of wise guys, who thought they were brilliant before men are gonna look pretty stupid when their day comes. How about doing something really smart, like Josh did, and ask God for forgivness?

Then everyone else can make fun of you too. But trust me..you wont care because you’ll only be trying to impress the one that really matters.

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]]> By: Lyndsay http://umpbump.com/press/2008/06/03/what-would-jesus-do-switch-agents/comment-page-1/#comment-55943 Lyndsay Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:06:14 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2321#comment-55943 my Irish-Catholic father likes to say, "there he goes, stealing from the white man again - typical!" then laugh at his own joke. my Irish-Catholic father likes to say, “there he goes, stealing from the white man again – typical!” then laugh at his own joke.

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]]> By: Nick Kapur http://umpbump.com/press/2008/06/03/what-would-jesus-do-switch-agents/comment-page-1/#comment-55933 Nick Kapur Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:34:01 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2321#comment-55933 Jacoby Ellsbury is crazy fast. He is now on pace to steal 80 bases this year, and has still only been caught one time. If he gets any faster, I'm gonna have to consider converting to Mormonism. Jacoby Ellsbury is crazy fast. He is now on pace to steal 80 bases this year, and has still only been caught one time. If he gets any faster, I’m gonna have to consider converting to Mormonism.

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]]> By: Lyndsay http://umpbump.com/press/2008/06/03/what-would-jesus-do-switch-agents/comment-page-1/#comment-55932 Lyndsay Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:16:22 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2321#comment-55932 melissa Says: June 3rd, 2008 at 11:09 pm Wait, don’t Red Sox fans think Beckett is Jesus? yes, he was very Jesus-like last season, but this season I'm reading from the Book of Jacoby. the only way to explain his lightning speed is that he's half human, half divine. melissa Says:

June 3rd, 2008 at 11:09 pm

Wait, don’t Red Sox fans think Beckett is Jesus?

yes, he was very Jesus-like last season, but this season I’m reading from the Book of Jacoby. the only way to explain his lightning speed is that he’s half human, half divine.

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]]> By: Lyndsay http://umpbump.com/press/2008/06/03/what-would-jesus-do-switch-agents/comment-page-1/#comment-55942 Lyndsay Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:00:21 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2321#comment-55942 or rather...a Bill James disciple? or rather…a Bill James disciple?

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]]> By: Lyndsay http://umpbump.com/press/2008/06/03/what-would-jesus-do-switch-agents/comment-page-1/#comment-55941 Lyndsay Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:59:52 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2321#comment-55941 also...do you think Jesus is a Bill James fan? also…do you think Jesus is a Bill James fan?

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]]> By: Lyndsay http://umpbump.com/press/2008/06/03/what-would-jesus-do-switch-agents/comment-page-1/#comment-55940 Lyndsay Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:55:17 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2321#comment-55940 "who would Jesus start?" I could go on and on...the possibilities are endless here. thanks folks, I'll be here all night. “who would Jesus start?”

I could go on and on…the possibilities are endless here.

thanks folks, I’ll be here all night.

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]]> By: Sarah Green http://umpbump.com/press/2008/06/03/what-would-jesus-do-switch-agents/comment-page-1/#comment-55939 Sarah Green Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:20:53 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2321#comment-55939 Nah, that was Johnny Damon, back in the day. But he turned out to be a false prophet. Now we know the true path to enlightenment is through the Manny Lama. Nah, that was Johnny Damon, back in the day. But he turned out to be a false prophet.

Now we know the true path to enlightenment is through the Manny Lama.

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]]> By: melissa http://umpbump.com/press/2008/06/03/what-would-jesus-do-switch-agents/comment-page-1/#comment-55938 melissa Wed, 04 Jun 2008 03:09:44 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2321#comment-55938 Wait, don't Red Sox fans think Beckett is Jesus? Wait, don’t Red Sox fans think Beckett is Jesus?

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