So, I was looking at baseball statistics on ESPN.com when I noticed an ad promoting ESPN’s newest hire, “11-time sportswriter of the year” columnist Rick Reilly.
Then I noticed this text add, below the Riley ad:
“Teeth Whiteners Exposed”
7 Teeth Whitening Products Tested, Rated, and Reviewed. A…
And then I made an appointment at my dentist. Because it takes more than $2 million a year to have a winning smile. It takes dedication to dental care. And Reilly has both.
Seriously, Rick, those are some crazy white teeth. Did Greenberg give you a makeover or what?