Nick: Wow, shoving front office types to the ground appears to be becoming quite popular!
Paul: wasn’t george costanza the yankees’ traveling secretary? or was he the assistant to the traveling secretary?
Coley: I’m pretty sure he was the assistant to the traveling secretary. Though this latest Manny being Manny incident does seem like it was ripped from a Seinfeld episode.
Sarah: Manny certainly has a much hotter temper this year.
Paul: is it wrong for me to say that i hope he and shields go alien vs. predator on each other tonight?
Coley: if hoping that Manny and Shields come to blows is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
Sarah: It’s times like this when I really do miss having Pedro and Trot Nixon on the team.
Paul: well, the mets currently have both. and i kind of wish we didn’t.
Sarah: Oh, yeah. That’s weird. Well, they make a great duo. Pedro will throw at some guy’s head, the guy will charge the mound, and Nixon will sprint all the way in from right field, get there before anyone else does (seriously, he DOES have wheels, but only in fights), and flatten the enraged batter with one punch. Ahhhh, those were the days.