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NEWSFLASH: It has recently come to our attention thanks to the wonderfully intrepid reporters known as Rush & Molloy that – my god – Cynthia Rodriguez has… a Master’s Degree in Psychology!!! And no one is safe from her Jedi mind tricks.

“Cynthia has a master’s degree in psychology. Once she found out how vulnerable (Alex) was, she got into his head.” – Anonymous “Pal” of Alex Rodriguez

So if my math is correct…

I have the brain of a five-year old. And the photoshopping styles of Alejandro Leal.

2 Responses to “Cynthia Rodriguez Can REALLY Get Inside Your Head”

  1. Lyndsay says:

    yes, this makes perfect sense. anyone who does any kind of academic work in psychology CLEARLY knows how to sociopathically manipulate others for their own gain. it can’t be that A-Rod is, you know, an idiot who falls in love with Madonna of all people, or anything. let’s blame the non-philandering spouse for this.

  2. Paul Moro says:

    That’s obvious, Lyndsay. Anyone who studies African-American history is clearly a racial radical, anyone who studies Islam is a Jihadist, Women’s Studies a feminist, and urology a pervert.

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