Comments on: Baseball Fans Haven’t Been This Terrified Since Chuck Knoblauch Moved To The OF http://umpbump.com/press/2008/07/25/baseball-fans-havent-been-this-terrified-since-chuck-knoblauch-moved-to-the-of/ In-your-face baseball commentary Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:15:35 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Sarah Green http://umpbump.com/press/2008/07/25/baseball-fans-havent-been-this-terrified-since-chuck-knoblauch-moved-to-the-of/comment-page-1/#comment-56334 Sarah Green Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:52:25 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2482#comment-56334 Oh, but I am 100% behind the other Anchorman reference. No commercials....no MERCY! Oh, but I am 100% behind the other Anchorman reference.

No commercials….no MERCY!

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]]> By: Sarah Green http://umpbump.com/press/2008/07/25/baseball-fans-havent-been-this-terrified-since-chuck-knoblauch-moved-to-the-of/comment-page-1/#comment-56333 Sarah Green Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:50:57 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2482#comment-56333 No. But we do get momentarily confused and think Lyndsay is making an allusion to the surfer-turned-crooner. "Wait...I don't get it...'It seems to me that maaaaaybe....it pretty much always means no'...no?" No. But we do get momentarily confused and think Lyndsay is making an allusion to the surfer-turned-crooner.

“Wait…I don’t get it…’It seems to me that maaaaaybe….it pretty much always means no’…no?”

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]]> By: Lyndsay http://umpbump.com/press/2008/07/25/baseball-fans-havent-been-this-terrified-since-chuck-knoblauch-moved-to-the-of/comment-page-1/#comment-56332 Lyndsay Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:00:26 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2482#comment-56332 I can only speak for myself - I don't...but sometimes I DO refer to them as Jack Johnson and Carl Everett. I can only speak for myself – I don’t…but sometimes I DO refer to them as Jack Johnson and Carl Everett.

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]]> By: Paul Moro http://umpbump.com/press/2008/07/25/baseball-fans-havent-been-this-terrified-since-chuck-knoblauch-moved-to-the-of/comment-page-1/#comment-56331 Paul Moro Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:55:06 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2482#comment-56331 By the way, do Red Sox fans sometimes get confused and call their fists "Jack Johnson" and "Troy O'Leary"? Just wondering. By the way, do Red Sox fans sometimes get confused and call their fists “Jack Johnson” and “Troy O’Leary”? Just wondering.

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]]> By: Lyndsay http://umpbump.com/press/2008/07/25/baseball-fans-havent-been-this-terrified-since-chuck-knoblauch-moved-to-the-of/comment-page-1/#comment-56330 Lyndsay Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:51:56 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2482#comment-56330 Basebrawls are one of my pleasures in life, so I want to see them done with maximum effort. that's why the Pedro-Zimmer throwdown is my favorite fight ever. players, elderly coaches...no one gets out alive! if you're gonna get a 4-5 game suspension, there's no other way. there should be horses, a man on fire, and someone wielding a trident. Basebrawls are one of my pleasures in life, so I want to see them done with maximum effort. that’s why the Pedro-Zimmer throwdown is my favorite fight ever. players, elderly coaches…no one gets out alive! if you’re gonna get a 4-5 game suspension, there’s no other way. there should be horses, a man on fire, and someone wielding a trident.

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]]> By: Paul Moro http://umpbump.com/press/2008/07/25/baseball-fans-havent-been-this-terrified-since-chuck-knoblauch-moved-to-the-of/comment-page-1/#comment-56329 Paul Moro Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:45:45 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2482#comment-56329 Lyndsay, thank you for implanting the image of the "Beat It" video into my head. I will now have visions of the mustachioed black man and the white dude with a really forced five o'clock shadow twirling around each other - pocket knives in one hand, each other's hands in the other. And yes, when there are no ladies around, this is how guys fight. Lyndsay, thank you for implanting the image of the “Beat It” video into my head. I will now have visions of the mustachioed black man and the white dude with a really forced five o’clock shadow twirling around each other – pocket knives in one hand, each other’s hands in the other.

And yes, when there are no ladies around, this is how guys fight.

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]]> By: Lyndsay http://umpbump.com/press/2008/07/25/baseball-fans-havent-been-this-terrified-since-chuck-knoblauch-moved-to-the-of/comment-page-1/#comment-56328 Lyndsay Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:38:44 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=2482#comment-56328 on a scale of retardedness, this has to be the MOST retarded thing I've seen in baseball yet (with the exception of that Knoblauch play when he argued with the ump instead of playing the ball). 2 things: 1) I mean, seriously, if you're gonna get yourself ejected, at least try to make CONTACT with the guy you're aiming for. jesus! it's like watching Varitek in the batters box these days - just swingin at mosquitoes and missing every time (ouch!) and 2) what's with all the dancing around eachother after the pileup? is this the Beat It video? come on you pussies - don't be shy! If we're gonna be throwing fisticuffs I got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary right here! on a scale of retardedness, this has to be the MOST retarded thing I’ve seen in baseball yet (with the exception of that Knoblauch play when he argued with the ump instead of playing the ball). 2 things: 1) I mean, seriously, if you’re gonna get yourself ejected, at least try to make CONTACT with the guy you’re aiming for. jesus! it’s like watching Varitek in the batters box these days – just swingin at mosquitoes and missing every time (ouch!) and 2) what’s with all the dancing around eachother after the pileup? is this the Beat It video? come on you pussies – don’t be shy! If we’re gonna be throwing fisticuffs I got Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary right here!

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