9 Responses to “Write Your Own Caption: Osaka Stadium”

  1. Coley Ward says:

    Giving new meaning to “safe at home.”

  2. I’m too confused to caption this.

  3. Sarah Green says:

    Hey, sports fan! Just because the housing developments in your neck of the woods all have lame names like “Prairie Stone” and “Pheasant Ridge” doesn’t mean there’s not a subdivision out there for you!

    Osaka Stadium is a planned community unlike any other, with attractive homes actually built RIGHT INSIDE the ballpark! Houses from the low 200’s are still available, but act fast because this deal won’t last.

    Call 1-800-555-1212 now for our FREE BROCHURE! Operators are standing by!

  4. Nick Kapur says:

    Season 2 of “The Truman Show” got underway, but this time there was a new twist – the show was now taped in front of a live studio audience.

  5. Welcome to Osaka Stadium, bringing back that good old neighborhood stickball feel.

  6. Booj Noonan says:

    These sorts of coddling contractual perks are ruining the game of baseball. Players don’t need to feel THAT at home at the ballpark.

  7. JojoFireball says:

    You guys wanna keep it down?! Crankin “Hells Bells” before the 9th is really cuttin into my rem sleep…

  8. “you should really keep extra toilet paper handy in case Manny-san stops by to use your toilet.”

  9. This is still not registering, real or fixed? A NEW meaning to the theam ” On the street were you live.”

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