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Dude… It’s a Recession…

POSTED BY ON 3:53 pm, October 3, 2008 - POSTED IN Quick laughs

Yes, that’s Alex Rodriguez actually wiping his face with a $100 bill.

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  1. Sarah Green says:
    October 3, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    I am going to take this as a Write-Your-Own-Caption:

    “I’m telling you, it’s way more absorbent than it looks—it totally controls my shine!”

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  2. Paul Moro says:
    October 3, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    This guy is one step away from “making it rain.” It’s something I expect to see in a Dave Chappelle Rick James sketch.

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  3. Kirk Miller says:
    October 3, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    Take a look at the wad of cash in his other hand.

    I have an idea, maybe he can send some of his spare change out here to California. We need to borrow some money.

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  4. Paul Moro says:
    October 3, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    Kirk, I will donate five dollars to your favorite charity if you can find me a video clip of the Governator trying to pronounce the word “liquidity”. I read the letter he wrote to Paulson, which uses the term this morning. And I haven’t been able to stop trying to imagine him saying “liquidity” ever since.

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  5. Sarah Green says:
    October 3, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    Paul, only losers donate five dollars to charity. If you were cool, you’d rub a c-note on your face.

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  6. Lyndsay says:
    October 4, 2008 at 12:16 am

    he uses his fifties to wipe his ass.

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  8. Paul Moro says:
    October 4, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    Kirk, thank you. It was exactly as I had hoped. And yes, I’m a man of my word. Pick a charity and a gift will be made in your honor.

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  9. Kirk Miller says:
    October 5, 2008 at 12:31 am

    In memory of Rita Herkal, a friend of mine who worked with this organization building schools in Malawi, please make the donation to Building with Books.

    http://www.buildingwithbooks.org/default.aspx

    Thanks,
    Kirk

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  10. Chris says:
    October 5, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    He’s got old man hands!

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