11 Responses to “Dude… It’s a Recession…”

  1. Sarah Green says:

    I am going to take this as a Write-Your-Own-Caption:

    “I’m telling you, it’s way more absorbent than it looks—it totally controls my shine!”

  2. Paul Moro says:

    This guy is one step away from “making it rain.” It’s something I expect to see in a Dave Chappelle Rick James sketch.

  3. Kirk Miller says:

    Take a look at the wad of cash in his other hand.

    I have an idea, maybe he can send some of his spare change out here to California. We need to borrow some money.

  4. Paul Moro says:

    Kirk, I will donate five dollars to your favorite charity if you can find me a video clip of the Governator trying to pronounce the word “liquidity”. I read the letter he wrote to Paulson, which uses the term this morning. And I haven’t been able to stop trying to imagine him saying “liquidity” ever since.

  5. Sarah Green says:

    Paul, only losers donate five dollars to charity. If you were cool, you’d rub a c-note on your face.

  6. he uses his fifties to wipe his ass.

  7. Paul Moro says:

    Kirk, thank you. It was exactly as I had hoped. And yes, I’m a man of my word. Pick a charity and a gift will be made in your honor.

  8. Kirk Miller says:

    In memory of Rita Herkal, a friend of mine who worked with this organization building schools in Malawi, please make the donation to Building with Books.



  9. He’s got old man hands!

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