Dude… It’s a Recession…
Yes, that’s Alex Rodriguez actually wiping his face with a $100 bill.
Yes, that’s Alex Rodriguez actually wiping his face with a $100 bill.
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May 20, 2008 - 12:43 pm
“She uses an odd, side-armed delivery, and puts both speed and curve on the ball. Her greatest asset, however, is control. She can place the ball where she pleases, and her knack at guessing the weakness of a batter is uncanny.” - The Chattanooga News
It was a bit of serendipity. Yesterday, as our own [...]
April 27, 2008 - 8:33 am
It probably comes as a surprise to no one that the Washington Nationals have a pretty abominable team once again this season, and that they are tied with the Texas Rangers for the worst record in baseball at 8-17. That is exactly the sort of performance we have come to expect from the Expos/Nats after [...]
April 9, 2008 - 2:08 pm
Bill Buckner was the surprise mystery guest who threw out the first pitch yesterday at Fenway’s Home Opener. As I’ve previously admitted, I greeted the late-breaking announcement with cynicism. Can’t we just get on with the pennants and the rings and the parades and leave all that crap behind us?
But then, noshing on my reuben [...]
March 7, 2008 - 12:43 pm
The baseball uniform is something of a curiosity. I think we can all agree that baseball did the world a favor by bringing us the baseball cap. But in what other sport are players required to wear a thick belt, tapered white stretch pants, a glorified pajama top, and stirrups?!
Nonetheless, some baseball [...]

October 3rd, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I am going to take this as a Write-Your-Own-Caption:
“I’m telling you, it’s way more absorbent than it looks—it totally controls my shine!”
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October 3rd, 2008 at 6:05 pm
This guy is one step away from “making it rain.” It’s something I expect to see in a Dave Chappelle Rick James sketch.
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October 3rd, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Take a look at the wad of cash in his other hand.
I have an idea, maybe he can send some of his spare change out here to California. We need to borrow some money.
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October 3rd, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Kirk, I will donate five dollars to your favorite charity if you can find me a video clip of the Governator trying to pronounce the word “liquidity”. I read the letter he wrote to Paulson, which uses the term this morning. And I haven’t been able to stop trying to imagine him saying “liquidity” ever since.
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October 3rd, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Paul, only losers donate five dollars to charity. If you were cool, you’d rub a c-note on your face.
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October 4th, 2008 at 12:16 am
he uses his fifties to wipe his ass.
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October 4th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Pay up.
http://www.kcra.com/video/17619270/index.html
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October 4th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Kirk, thank you. It was exactly as I had hoped. And yes, I’m a man of my word. Pick a charity and a gift will be made in your honor.
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October 5th, 2008 at 12:31 am
In memory of Rita Herkal, a friend of mine who worked with this organization building schools in Malawi, please make the donation to Building with Books.
http://www.buildingwithbooks.org/default.aspx
Thanks,
Kirk
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October 5th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
He’s got old man hands!
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October 6th, 2008 at 10:07 am
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