“Canseco’s Car Searched By Authorities, Fertility Drugs Found.”
That was the ESPN.com headline.
“So he’s trying to get pregnant now?” I thought. “God, what an attention whore.”
But it turns out, the drugs help restore testosterone production after steroid use. Bummer. I would’ve really liked to read the Jose Canseco version of this.
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Here we go again. Time for another edition of our semi-annual “What They Need” series, where we play GM for all 30 teams. As usual, we’ll be suggesting subtle tweaks for some squads, and major overhalls for others. There’s already movement going on in the Hot Stove front, so there’s no time to waste!
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October 13th, 2008 at 12:15 am
I know, great story right? although I could only think, good GOD thank God they stopped him from impregnating some leathery former stripper in her 40s from creating the antichrist with him. Can you imagine? that kid’s DNA would be a combination of HGH, silicone, and tanning oil fumes. Thank you, authorities, for preventing this conception.
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October 15th, 2008 at 9:20 am
come on, how can I be the only commenter on this one?
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