Comments on: The 2nd Annual Douchie Awards – Now Even Fresher http://umpbump.com/press/2008/12/29/the-2nd-annual-douchie-awards-now-even-fresher/ In-your-face baseball commentary Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:48:13 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: kensai http://umpbump.com/press/2008/12/29/the-2nd-annual-douchie-awards-now-even-fresher/comment-page-1/#comment-58001 kensai Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:49:52 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=3692#comment-58001 Are you guys dead? Also, you have a spammer. :o Are you guys dead? Also, you have a spammer. :o

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]]> By: Lyndsay http://umpbump.com/press/2008/12/29/the-2nd-annual-douchie-awards-now-even-fresher/comment-page-1/#comment-57914 Lyndsay Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:43:06 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=3692#comment-57914 I really wish Wallace Matthews would win this for basically condoning statutory rape and the exploitation of minors - or as we like to call it here in Mass, "coaching Walpole High football". I really wish Wallace Matthews would win this for basically condoning statutory rape and the exploitation of minors – or as we like to call it here in Mass, “coaching Walpole High football”.

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]]> By: Lyndsay http://umpbump.com/press/2008/12/29/the-2nd-annual-douchie-awards-now-even-fresher/comment-page-1/#comment-57913 Lyndsay Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:40:30 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=3692#comment-57913 shouldn't Clemens and Canseco basically get Douchebag Lifetime Achievement Awards or something? they are clearly in a class of their own. Although....I did feel a little bit sorry for Canseco after seeing his pathetic documentary on A&E. a little. shouldn’t Clemens and Canseco basically get Douchebag Lifetime Achievement Awards or something? they are clearly in a class of their own. Although….I did feel a little bit sorry for Canseco after seeing his pathetic documentary on A&E. a little.

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]]> By: Lyndsay http://umpbump.com/press/2008/12/29/the-2nd-annual-douchie-awards-now-even-fresher/comment-page-1/#comment-57911 Lyndsay Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:34:26 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=3692#comment-57911 what, no Johnny Gomes? thank you for the ability to vote Shelly Duncan. I was so glad that I didn't have to see his doucheface again after that incident sent him down to the As. Matthew Lillard is extremely annoying and his name is "Shelly" and he wears pinstripes, nuff said. what about Giambi? that 'stashe was just douchetastic!!! what, no Johnny Gomes?

thank you for the ability to vote Shelly Duncan. I was so glad that I didn’t have to see his doucheface again after that incident sent him down to the As. Matthew Lillard is extremely annoying and his name is “Shelly” and he wears pinstripes, nuff said.

what about Giambi? that ’stashe was just douchetastic!!!

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]]> By: Dunn in the Outfield? | DodgersVine http://umpbump.com/press/2008/12/29/the-2nd-annual-douchie-awards-now-even-fresher/comment-page-1/#comment-57886 Dunn in the Outfield? | DodgersVine Tue, 30 Dec 2008 04:12:10 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=3692#comment-57886 [...] Link: The Nasty Boys: UPDATE:I also found a website that is running their 2nd Annual Douchie Awards and Brad Penny is in the running for a prize. Penny had emptied out his locker at Dodger Stadium and [...] [...] Link: The Nasty Boys: UPDATE:I also found a website that is running their 2nd Annual Douchie Awards and Brad Penny is in the running for a prize. Penny had emptied out his locker at Dodger Stadium and [...]

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]]> By: Sarah Green http://umpbump.com/press/2008/12/29/the-2nd-annual-douchie-awards-now-even-fresher/comment-page-1/#comment-57885 Sarah Green Tue, 30 Dec 2008 04:11:02 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=3692#comment-57885 Oh, which is all by way of saying, YES A-ROD, YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG. Oh, which is all by way of saying, YES A-ROD, YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG.

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]]> By: Sarah Green http://umpbump.com/press/2008/12/29/the-2nd-annual-douchie-awards-now-even-fresher/comment-page-1/#comment-57884 Sarah Green Tue, 30 Dec 2008 04:10:38 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=3692#comment-57884 Bravo Paul, bravo. I had a really hard time picking between the "actual douchiest" douchebag and the douchebag that you had made sound especially amusing. In the end, I tried not to let your verbal gymnastics distract me and picked my douchebags according to the objective data at hand. But even so, with so much douchiness in the air this year, it was really, really hard to choose. Re: the salary tangent, I must point out that douchery usually correlates with salary. The higher the salary, the higher the level of douchitude. (Although poor guys can definitely be douchey too. It's like that thing how a square is always a rectangle but a rectangle isn't always a square....or something.) Bravo Paul, bravo. I had a really hard time picking between the “actual douchiest” douchebag and the douchebag that you had made sound especially amusing. In the end, I tried not to let your verbal gymnastics distract me and picked my douchebags according to the objective data at hand. But even so, with so much douchiness in the air this year, it was really, really hard to choose.

Re: the salary tangent, I must point out that douchery usually correlates with salary. The higher the salary, the higher the level of douchitude. (Although poor guys can definitely be douchey too. It’s like that thing how a square is always a rectangle but a rectangle isn’t always a square….or something.)

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]]> By: Alejandro A. http://umpbump.com/press/2008/12/29/the-2nd-annual-douchie-awards-now-even-fresher/comment-page-1/#comment-57882 Alejandro A. Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:29:01 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=3692#comment-57882 The Bette Midler vote was a hard one. And sure enough, it's by far the closest contest... The Bette Midler vote was a hard one. And sure enough, it’s by far the closest contest…

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]]> By: Sean http://umpbump.com/press/2008/12/29/the-2nd-annual-douchie-awards-now-even-fresher/comment-page-1/#comment-57881 Sean Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:34:45 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=3692#comment-57881 Yeah, he is. I apologize - I thought I was posting in the "salary cap" thread - my mistake. A Fraud, what a loser - he doesn't even have his own Yankeeogrophy yet. Yeah, he is. I apologize – I thought I was posting in the “salary cap” thread – my mistake.

A Fraud, what a loser – he doesn’t even have his own Yankeeogrophy yet.

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]]> By: Paul Moro http://umpbump.com/press/2008/12/29/the-2nd-annual-douchie-awards-now-even-fresher/comment-page-1/#comment-57880 Paul Moro Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:16:29 +0000 http://umpbump.com/press/?p=3692#comment-57880 Guys, I think we're losing sight of the topic here. No matter how much the guys gets paid, he's a douche. Guys, I think we’re losing sight of the topic here. No matter how much the guys gets paid, he’s a douche.

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