I cheap viagra canada refuse to buy beer at baseball games. I simply won’t pay $7 for a Bud Light. I don’t have it in me.
At the same time, I’m not about to sit through a game sober.
My solution? I sneak a couple of small bottles of Jack Daniels or Captain Morgan into the stadium and mix them with a Coke. Sometimes I put the contraband in my cargo shorts. Once I shoved a bottle in each of my shoes (which made walking kinda difficult).
The only problem with smuggling in booze is that I feel a little guilty violating MLB policy. Not a lot guilty — somehow I manage to sleep at night — but a little guilty.
But now I can rest easy knowing that MLB wants me to sneak liquor into games. Why else would they have started marketing this — an MLB flask!
I bet if I place my order now I’ll have it in plenty of time for spring training.