Hot Baseball Wife: Karen Burnett

A.J. Burnett’s wife Karen has long been legendarily hot, but for many years there were no known pictures of her on the internets. Even so, little remains known about her. We do know that she lives year-round in her hometown of Baltimore with the couple’s two sons Ashton and AJ Jr., and that she hates to fly. So much so that it was said to affect AJ’s possible destinations as a free agent this past offseason. In AJ’s contract with the Blue Jays, Karen was guaranteed 8 roundtrip limo rides between Baltimore and Toronto per season, and given that that is about a 9 hour trip each way, she must *really* hate to fly. There are also rumors that she is a former stripper, which is not *too* hard to believe.
More pictures after the jump. The first two pictures were found first by others, but as always we here at UmpBump managed to dig up a couple of never-before-seen pictures!













April 11th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
eh, they look like they have boring sex.
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June 9th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
YES, SHE WAS A STRIPPER & I CAN CONFIRM HER STAGE NAME WAS KONA & SHE WORKED AT THE INNER ROOM CABERET IN COCOA BEACH FLORIDA IN THE 90’s. I WAS THE DJ OF BOTH INNER ROOM CABERET CLUBS & MAN HAVE I GOT SOME STORIES TO TELL ANYONE WHO WANTS TO KNOW… CALL THE INNER ROOM CABERET & ASK FOR CHRIS & HE WILL CONFIRM.
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July 7th, 2009 at 10:22 am
That is such BS. Chucka T, that is a COMPLETELY made up story. Karen was NEVER a stripper.
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July 8th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
I dont know of Karen being a stipper. I know she grew up in PG county in Maryland, her parents divorced, she has a sister and a brother. Her father and grandfather are both fans of the KKK.
But never remember her being a stripper……
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August 12th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Actually the sex is CRAZY!!!! I mean seriously…a stripper and a baseball player and you think the sex is boring!!?? Wow!! And as for for the stripper thing…Chucka..is that your name…Chuck-A!? Get a life!! You obviously couldn’t get a stripper to marry you so you have to try and get your 15 minutes of fame by writing shit about other people….BTW, tell Candy I said hi!! Roxy
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August 22nd, 2009 at 5:11 am
She’z hooottttt!
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October 4th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
ACTUALLY, THIS IS THE KAREN BURNETT I WAS THINKING OF http://www.myspace.com/376958158
I GOT PICTURES AND STORIES OF HER FRIEND, DAWN S, TOO. THINK SHE LIVES IN CONCORD, NH. SHOULD LOOK HER UP TOO.
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October 5th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Wow sounds to me like this Chucka-T dude really hates how his life turned out as a stripclub DJ. To go around making claims that could ruin someone’s life, way to have some class low life. Or maybe ur a scourned DJ who mooched off a stripper and then she dumped u. Is that what it really is um Chuck or Charlie or whatever u want to call urself?? Hmmmm
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October 29th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Chucks – r u talking about shoenewesis wife original name dawn rascoe – turned Gabrielle shoenewesis?
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October 29th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
I went to high school with Karen. She was a nice girl. It was common knowledge after high school that she was a stripper for a period of time, got boob implants and then was dating a baseball player.
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