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A.J. Burnett’s wife Karen has long been legendarily hot, but for many years there were no known pictures of her on the internets.  Even so, little remains known about her. We do know that she lives year-round in her hometown of Baltimore with the couple’s two sons Ashton and AJ Jr., and that she hates to fly.  So much so that it was said to affect AJ’s possible destinations as a free agent this past offseason.  In AJ’s contract with the Blue Jays, Karen was guaranteed 8 roundtrip limo rides between Baltimore and Toronto per season, and given that that is about a 9 hour trip each way, she must *really* hate to fly.  There are also rumors that she is a former stripper, which is not *too* hard to believe.

More pictures after the jump. The first two pictures were found first by others, but as always we here at UmpBump managed to dig up a couple of never-before-seen pictures!

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19 Responses to “Hot Baseball Wife: Karen Burnett”

  1. eh, they look like they have boring sex.

  2. CHUCKA T says:

    YES, SHE WAS A STRIPPER & I CAN CONFIRM HER STAGE NAME WAS KONA & SHE WORKED AT THE INNER ROOM CABERET IN COCOA BEACH FLORIDA IN THE 90′s. I WAS THE DJ OF BOTH INNER ROOM CABERET CLUBS & MAN HAVE I GOT SOME STORIES TO TELL ANYONE WHO WANTS TO KNOW… CALL THE INNER ROOM CABERET & ASK FOR CHRIS & HE WILL CONFIRM.

    • The Real Chucka T says:

      WTF is going on here? Some one just e mailed this post to me. Who ever posted above is not the REAL Chucka T, ok! If any of you knuckle heads even knew me personally, you would know I don’t play like that. #1. Who ever posted above knows that I used to work at the Inner Room 1 & 2. #2 They obviously also know who Chris is (Manager). #3. I love Kona (Karen) & Roxy & my favorite team is the Yankees!!!!! So lets get the stories straight folks. Yes I used to work at IR 1 & 2, Yes Kona (Karen) & Roxy (We’ll keep your real name out) did work at the Inner Room as Fine & Outstanding adult entertainers as well as my beautiful girlfriend of 15 years. Does that make them bad people? NO! Every one here has skeletons in their closets so lets not all act as if we are better than other because we are all 1 no matter how you slice it. Roxy, Roxy, Roxy, If you would of paid attention to your emotions you would of never stuck your foot inside yours and Karen’s mouths by posting the following >> Actually the sex is CRAZY!!!! I mean seriously…a stripper and a baseball player and you think the sex is boring!!?? Wow!!<> You obviously couldn’t get a stripper to marry you so you have to try and get your 15 minutes of fame by writing shit about other people <<< Your kidding me right Roxy? I didn't post that crap! Couldn't get a stripper to marry me? Is that what you idiots thought? LOL!. Why would I want to ruin a good thing? Ive been in a relationship longer than most people have been in marriages so KMA!!! FAME??? LOL!! Once again Roxy if you knew me personally you would know that Ive been there and Ive done that and you can have it all! I am truly disgusted by what you guys said! Thanks! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • AJ FOREVER says:

      total bullcrap. Where’s dawn? where’s dawn?

  3. That is such BS. Chucka T, that is a COMPLETELY made up story. Karen was NEVER a stripper.

  4. I dont know of Karen being a stipper. I know she grew up in PG county in Maryland, her parents divorced, she has a sister and a brother. Her father and grandfather are both fans of the KKK.
    But never remember her being a stripper……

  5. Actually the sex is CRAZY!!!! I mean seriously…a stripper and a baseball player and you think the sex is boring!!?? Wow!! And as for for the stripper thing…Chucka..is that your name…Chuck-A!? Get a life!! You obviously couldn’t get a stripper to marry you so you have to try and get your 15 minutes of fame by writing shit about other people….BTW, tell Candy I said hi!! Roxy

    • The Real Chucka T says:

      WTF is going on here? Some one just e mailed this post to me. Who ever posted above is not the REAL Chucka T, ok! If any of you knuckle heads even knew me personally, you would know I don’t play like that. #1. Who ever posted above knows that I used to work at the Inner Room 1 & 2. #2 They obviously also know who Chris is (Manager). #3. I love Kona (Karen) & Roxy & my favorite team is the Yankees!!!!! So lets get the stories straight folks. Yes I used to work at IR 1 & 2, Yes Kona (Karen) & Roxy (We’ll keep your real name out) did work at the Inner Room as Fine & Outstanding adult entertainers as well as my beautiful girlfriend of 15 years. Does that make them bad people? NO! Every one here has skeletons in their closets so lets not all act as if we are better than other because we are all 1 no matter how you slice it. Roxy, Roxy, Roxy, If you would of paid attention to your emotions you would of never stuck your foot inside yours and Karen’s mouths by posting the following >> Actually the sex is CRAZY!!!! I mean seriously…a stripper and a baseball player and you think the sex is boring!!?? Wow!! You obviously couldn’t get a stripper to marry you so you have to try and get your 15 minutes of fame by writing shit about other people <<< Your kidding me right Roxy? I didn't post that crap! Couldn't get a stripper to marry me? Is that what you idiots thought? LOL!. Why would I want to ruin a good thing? Ive been in a relationship longer than most people have been in marriages so KMA!!! FAME??? LOL!! Once again Roxy if you knew me personally you would know that Ive been there and Ive done that and you can have it all! I am truly disgusted by what you guys said! Thanks! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. She’z hooottttt!

  7. ACTUALLY, THIS IS THE KAREN BURNETT I WAS THINKING OF http://www.myspace.com/376958158

    I GOT PICTURES AND STORIES OF HER FRIEND, DAWN S, TOO. THINK SHE LIVES IN CONCORD, NH. SHOULD LOOK HER UP TOO.

  8. Wow sounds to me like this Chucka-T dude really hates how his life turned out as a stripclub DJ. To go around making claims that could ruin someone’s life, way to have some class low life. Or maybe ur a scourned DJ who mooched off a stripper and then she dumped u. Is that what it really is um Chuck or Charlie or whatever u want to call urself?? Hmmmm

    • The Real Chucka T says:

      Sure, What ever you say Karen or Kona, Ginger or what ever you want to call yourself. LOL!!!! You girls kill me! LOL!!!!

  9. Chucks – r u talking about shoenewesis wife original name dawn rascoe – turned Gabrielle shoenewesis?

  10. I went to high school with Karen. She was a nice girl. It was common knowledge after high school that she was a stripper for a period of time, got boob implants and then was dating a baseball player.

  11. AJ FOREVER says:

    These comments are disgusting. I don’t believe any of them and some dude should be careful about posting shit about AJ’s wife. There’s lots of whacko fans out there who’d come and rip your balls off for messing with one of theirs. Just takes one. And you’re giving him all the info he needs to find you. I mean, how stupid are you? So many crazy people out the who love this man. Aj is great. I mean he has bad days, we all do. But for you to post something like this and to keep going with nonsense. what are you trying to do? what do you want?maybe we should talk. im just saying. do you want their kids to read this nonsense and decide that she’s not a bad person? do you want bad karma forever. you’re a fool. i’d be interested to see your friend dawn? yall were together for 15 years? that’s such a long time! wow! i wonder how pretty her hair is? id like to see it. but with all of this info, wont be hard. i haven’t been able to find a job lately. why won’t they give felons a chance. if anyone is hiring, i have a degree in IT, specifically internet surveillance and security. yes, im an ex-con. Needless to say, it wasnt my fault bc i wasn’t on my meds. i’m fine now. it’s cold here. i love aj and i am not thrilled with chucka-t

  12. AJ FOREVER says:

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