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	<title>Comments on: Unfortunate Facial Hair: Mike Jacobs</title>
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		<title>By: Suz</title>
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		<dc:creator>Suz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 04:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I totes agree with Nick.  Looks like Jacobs has a bit of a butt chin.  Thus, with the UFH covering the bottom half of the cleft, it&#039;s like Plumber&#039;s Ass on his face.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I totes agree with Nick.  Looks like Jacobs has a bit of a butt chin.  Thus, with the UFH covering the bottom half of the cleft, it&#8217;s like Plumber&#8217;s Ass on his face.
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		<title>By: Lyndsay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lyndsay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 04:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m more distracted by his apparent lazy eye. as with Eric Hinske, I always wonder... which eye sees the pitch???</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m more distracted by his apparent lazy eye. as with Eric Hinske, I always wonder&#8230; which eye sees the pitch???
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		<title>By: coley</title>
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		<dc:creator>coley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 00:39:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;ll be here all week.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;ll be here all week.
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		<title>By: melissa</title>
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		<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 00:32:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>don&#039;t you mean, &quot;too early in the season to resort to such chin-anigans&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>don&#8217;t you mean, &#8220;too early in the season to resort to such chin-anigans&#8221;
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		<title>By: Nick Kapur</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nick Kapur</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 15:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it wouldn&#039;t be nearly so bad if jacobs didn&#039;t have such a knobby, bulbous chin. but he does so it looks like some weird ice cream cone where the ice cream is a ball of chin-flesh. eww.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it wouldn&#8217;t be nearly so bad if jacobs didn&#8217;t have such a knobby, bulbous chin. but he does so it looks like some weird ice cream cone where the ice cream is a ball of chin-flesh. eww.
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		<title>By: wesleywhatwhat</title>
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		<dc:creator>wesleywhatwhat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 12:51:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>he looked better when he was jay buhner...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>he looked better when he was jay buhner&#8230;
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