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		<title>By: kensai</title>
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		<dc:creator>kensai</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 11:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>April 22nd. :o</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>April 22nd. :o
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		<title>By: coley</title>
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		<dc:creator>coley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 05:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What game is that from?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What game is that from?
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		<title>By: kensai</title>
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		<dc:creator>kensai</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Crap.

Copy paste the whole thing. :o</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Crap.</p>
<p>Copy paste the whole thing. :o
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		<title>By: kensai</title>
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		<dc:creator>kensai</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A gift for you, Coley.

http://www.sawauto.com/uploader/up1/Ryan Howard.gif</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A gift for you, Coley.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.sawauto.com/uploader/up1/Ryan" rel="nofollow">http://www.sawauto.com/uploader/up1/Ryan</a> Howard.gif
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		<title>By: Ron</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 18:43:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The money doesn&#039;t go to MLB. It goes to charity. All fine money goes to charity.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The money doesn&#8217;t go to MLB. It goes to charity. All fine money goes to charity.
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		<title>By: Coley Ward</title>
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		<dc:creator>Coley Ward</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Man, I dunno. I think if I had a little league and I wanted to invite a player to come talk to the kids, I&#039;d choose a guy who is a little farther removed from all of his past indiscretions.

Did you know that (according to Wikipedia) the Nationals hired a person with the title &quot;Special Assistant: Player Concerns&quot; who accompanies Dukes everywhere to ensure that he keeps himself out of trouble?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man, I dunno. I think if I had a little league and I wanted to invite a player to come talk to the kids, I&#8217;d choose a guy who is a little farther removed from all of his past indiscretions.</p>
<p>Did you know that (according to Wikipedia) the Nationals hired a person with the title &#8220;Special Assistant: Player Concerns&#8221; who accompanies Dukes everywhere to ensure that he keeps himself out of trouble?
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		<title>By: YouGabSports</title>
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		<dc:creator>YouGabSports</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great points, but in fairness, maybe Dukes is a good person to bring in and talk to kids, albeit on a completely volunteer basis. He has a incredibly long list of things where he messed up and can share how those decisions have hurt him as a person and a ballplayer. Again though, that would be on a volunteer basis, not a paid appearance.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great points, but in fairness, maybe Dukes is a good person to bring in and talk to kids, albeit on a completely volunteer basis. He has a incredibly long list of things where he messed up and can share how those decisions have hurt him as a person and a ballplayer. Again though, that would be on a volunteer basis, not a paid appearance.
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		<title>By: coley</title>
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		<dc:creator>coley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, I think it&#039;s clear he was paid $500 for the appearance. The little league has volunteered to pay the fine, but they haven&#039;t concluded their fundraiser yet and haven&#039;t yet signed the check. When they do, the $501 will go to MLB</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, I think it&#8217;s clear he was paid $500 for the appearance. The little league has volunteered to pay the fine, but they haven&#8217;t concluded their fundraiser yet and haven&#8217;t yet signed the check. When they do, the $501 will go to MLB
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		<title>By: Sarah Green</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah Green</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 02:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s not clear to me that Dukes got paid $500 for the appearance - it seems ambiguous in the article, like they may just be paying him $500 now, after the fact, to cover the fine.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not clear to me that Dukes got paid $500 for the appearance &#8211; it seems ambiguous in the article, like they may just be paying him $500 now, after the fact, to cover the fine.
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		<title>By: Patchalif</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 01:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank God the Nationals left Montreal, since i don&#039;t have anymore love for this team. They are so ridiculous.</description>
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