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November 8, 2009 - 12:25 pm
Here we go again. Time for another edition of our semi-annual “What They Need” series, where we play GM for all 30 teams. As usual, we’ll be suggesting subtle tweaks for some squads, and major overhalls for others. There’s already movement going on in the Hot Stove front, so there’s no time to waste!
Here’s a [...]
September 3, 2009 - 11:20 am
The 2003 Los Angeles Dodgers had one of the greatest pitching staffs the game of baseball has ever known. At the height of the steroids era, in a season when 104 players would test positive for performance enhancing drugs, the Dodgers hurlers posted a 3.16 ERA, good enough for an insane 128 team ERA+, and [...]
August 31, 2009 - 11:19 am
Okay, so at a time when most people are debating whether or not the Washington Nationals can even break .500 next season, this is going to sound more than a little crazy, but I think the Nats have an outside chance at contending next season.
I’m not saying it’s going to happen, but I am saying [...]
June 29, 2009 - 9:30 pm
We here at Umpbump have done quite a few all-time teams. We’ve also cataloged quite a series of Hot Baseball Wives. In this post, I will attempt the acrobatic feat of bridging the twain. Yes, reader: The All-Hot Team.
For reasons of attention span, or specifically, the lack of it, I am focusing on current major [...]
June 13th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
“You dead, deer.”
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June 13th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
“I told you these Ohio roads are dangerous at night!”
“By the way,that eyeliner is to die for…”
“OK, now that’s REALLY the last of the fabulous four….which one was Smoltzie???”
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June 14th, 2009 at 10:35 am
Coley, you mis-identified that guy on the far right. He’s clearly a member of the Red Sox.
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June 14th, 2009 at 11:57 am
You mean b/c he has a neck beard?
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June 14th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Bullseye! (Get it? Get it?)
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