So yesterday morning as I was in my local bagel shop waiting on my bacon egg and cheese on an onion bagel, I glanced down at the newspapers and I saw this photo of A-Rod and Kate Hudson on the cover of the NY Daily News:
Then I noticed the headline of the story beside this photo. And thought, “Yeah. Yeah, that sounds about right”:
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November 8, 2009 - 12:25 pm
Here we go again. Time for another edition of our semi-annual “What They Need” series, where we play GM for all 30 teams. As usual, we’ll be suggesting subtle tweaks for some squads, and major overhalls for others. There’s already movement going on in the Hot Stove front, so there’s no time to waste!
Here’s a [...]
September 3, 2009 - 11:20 am
The 2003 Los Angeles Dodgers had one of the greatest pitching staffs the game of baseball has ever known. At the height of the steroids era, in a season when 104 players would test positive for performance enhancing drugs, the Dodgers hurlers posted a 3.16 ERA, good enough for an insane 128 team ERA+, and [...]
August 31, 2009 - 11:19 am
Okay, so at a time when most people are debating whether or not the Washington Nationals can even break .500 next season, this is going to sound more than a little crazy, but I think the Nats have an outside chance at contending next season.
I’m not saying it’s going to happen, but I am saying [...]
June 29, 2009 - 9:30 pm
We here at Umpbump have done quite a few all-time teams. We’ve also cataloged quite a series of Hot Baseball Wives. In this post, I will attempt the acrobatic feat of bridging the twain. Yes, reader: The All-Hot Team.
For reasons of attention span, or specifically, the lack of it, I am focusing on current major [...]
July 28th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I hope Owen Wilson is on suicide watch…
and…
these two are both on my “I don’t understand why anyone finds them sexy” list, so, I guess that’s the one thing they have in common?
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July 28th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
good god shes so madly obsessed with A-roid who just so happens to be captured in this photo wearing a larger size bra than hudson. oh dear! arod looks embarrassed & hudsons just goey eyed dilerious.
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July 31st, 2009 at 1:42 am
the new yankees team mascot & arods suckface sidekick, definitely his next walk down the aisle, whens his sideshows gonna end?
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