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”That lady that says I was lazy, I want to see her on Tuesday,” Zambrano said. ”I want to be with no shirt so that she can see my body, and she can see what type of body I have. If I’m lazy, lazy people don’t have this body, so I’m going to show her my guns so that she can call me lazy again.” — Carlos Zambrano, talking about Chicago Sun-Times reporter Carol Slezak.

2 Responses to “Carlos Zambrano wants to show you his hot bod”

  1. MLB=Unconvicted Drug Addics says:

    Yeah, Carlos, you’re a real hottie–that is if the properties of having a ‘hot bod’ include D-bol and hot dogs. Maybe you could just go all out in your roid rage and pull a Dave Kingman on her.

  2. he ended the conversation by yelling to his teammates in the clubhouse, “everyone come see how good I look!”

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