This is just a tad disturbing:

Venezuelan authorities reportedly will exhume the body of former major league pitcher Geremi Gonzalez to probe whether he was killed last year by lightning, as an autopsy determined, or was the victim of a deadly robbery.

How does a coroner confuse the two?

Coroner: It’s clear to anyone who sees this body that he was electrocuted by lightning.

Assistant: But he has a bullet hole in his head.

Coroner: It’s lightning.

I’m confused. Is Gonzalez’ family grasping at straws? Did the coroner lie? And if so, why? Questions, questions…

2 Responses to “Geremi Gonzalez’s Body To Be Dug Up From Grave: Ew (with all due respects)”

  1. Alejandro Leal says:

    Funny that the linkwithin budget is showing all related links based on the Gonzalez last name.

  2. Pretty sure I saw this on an x-files rerun…

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