Venezuelan authorities reportedly will exhume the body of former major league pitcher Geremi Gonzalez to probe whether he was killed last year by lightning, as an autopsy determined, or was the victim of a deadly robbery.
How does a coroner confuse the two?
Coroner: It’s clear to anyone who sees this body that he was electrocuted by lightning.
Assistant: But he has a bullet hole in his head.
Coroner: It’s lightning.
I’m confused. Is Gonzalez’ family grasping at straws? Did the coroner lie? And if so, why? Questions, questions…