A-Rod is a beast
So here’s the deal: Today the New York Post Daily News ran this gossip item and I know it’s last minute, but it’s Halloween and if nobody shows up to Citizen’s Bank Park dressed as half-A-Rod-half-horse, then we Phillies fans have dropped the ball.
Honestly, if anybody else commissioned a portrait of himself as a centaur, I’d say, “that guy is awesome. I want to have a beer with him and vote for him for president.” But we all know A-Rod has no sense of humor. So this is just kind of…weird. Still funny, but I’m pretty sure I’m laughing at him and not with him.
November 1st, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Half horse, half douchebag. A douchetaur.
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November 5th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
The artist has been summoned to A-Rod’s penthouse to add Kate Hudson as a mermaid holding the World Series trophy atop the doucetaur.
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November 5th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
OMG Santa, that’s all I want for Christmas.
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