Johnny Damon Really Must Be Jesus

Posted by Paul Moro on Wednesday November 11th 2009, 4:43 pm - filed in Quick laughs

WWJDD “Chronological age does not have anything to do with a player of (Damon’s) genetics.” – Scott Boras

Well, sure. Had Jesus Christ been around longer, I’m pretty sure that he would’ve been able to OPS over 1.000 well into his sixties. He was just that special.

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