To get the timeline right for the off season review of the Milwaukee Brewers, I began typing “Zack Greinke” into Google. Below is screenshot of the search terms that Google suggests as the most likely thing for which I am attempting to search:
Yup, that’s right. Zack Greinke is not a Yankee. Nor is he a Met. Nor is he a wife. Zach Greinke got dealt to Milwaukee, New Yorkers. How am I supposed to keep defending our people when we popularize searches like this? Just because an awesome athlete is available, it does not mean that he’s coming to New York. See Lee, Cliff.
Apologies to the Unhappy Mediator for ripping off her idea.