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		<title>Hot Offseason Action: Pittsburgh Pirates</title>
		<link>http://umpbump.com/press/2010/03/09/hot-offseason-action-pittsburgh-pirates-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Coley Ward</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is part of a series of posts wherein we castigate teams for their cruddy offseason crusades and applaud them for their excellent additions.

Look, the Pittsburgh Pirates aren&#8217;t going to make the playoffs in 2010. I know it. You know it. Heck, even the Pirates know it.
So why did the team bother to trade for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>This is part of a <a href="http://umpbump.com/press/2010/02/24/hot-offseason-action-2010-season-preview/">series of posts</a> wherein we castigate teams for their cruddy offseason crusades and applaud them for their excellent additions.<br />
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<p>Look, the Pittsburgh Pirates aren&#8217;t going to make the playoffs in 2010. I know it. You know it. Heck, even the Pirates know it.</p>
<p>So why did the team bother to trade for 2B Akinori Iwamura, or sign free agents OF Ryan Church and RP Octavio Dotel &#8230; [<a href="http://umpbump.com/press/2010/03/09/hot-offseason-action-pittsburgh-pirates-3/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>
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		<title>Dontrelle Willis doesn&#8217;t know anything about Dontrelle Willis&#8217;s anxiety disorder</title>
		<link>http://umpbump.com/press/2010/02/19/dontrelle-willis-doesnt-know-anything-about-dontrelle-williss-anxiety-disorder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Coley Ward</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Wednesday, The Detroit News&#8217; Lynn Henning talked to Dontrelle Willis about how he&#8217;s feeling this spring and, long story short, ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-7541" href="http://umpbump.com/press/2010/02/19/dontrelle-willis-doesnt-know-anything-about-dontrelle-williss-anxiety-disorder/willis02/"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-7541" title="willis02" src="http://umpbump.com/press/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/willis02-338x300.jpg" alt="" width="229" height="202" /></a>On Wednesday, The Detroit News&#8217; Lynn Henning talked to Dontrelle Willis about how he&#8217;s feeling this spring and, long story short, <a ... [<a href="http://umpbump.com/press/2010/02/19/dontrelle-willis-doesnt-know-anything-about-dontrelle-williss-anxiety-disorder/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>
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		<title>Omar Vizquel, art lover</title>
		<link>http://umpbump.com/press/2010/02/14/omar-vizquel-art-lover/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 07:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Coley Ward</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a morsel from Paul Hoynes&#8217;s latest mailbag column that really got my attention:
Hey, Hoynsie: Why did the Tribe not make an effort to sign Omar Vizquel? They had a need for a veteran utility infielder, the money was not unreal, and he would have obviously provided a marketing boost. I get that Jim Thome [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a morsel from Paul Hoynes&#8217;s latest <a href="http://www.cleveland.com/tribe/index.ssf/2010/02/hey_hoynsie_paul_hoynes_answer_66.html">mailbag column</a> that really got my attention:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Hey, Hoynsie: </strong>Why did the Tribe not make an effort to sign Omar Vizquel? They had a need for a veteran utility infielder, the money was not unreal, and he would have obviously provided a marketing boost. I get that Jim Thome and Manny Ramirez aren&#8217;t coming back, but this one &#8230; [<a href="http://umpbump.com/press/2010/02/14/omar-vizquel-art-lover/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>
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		<title>Why is Felipe Lopez still unsigned?</title>
		<link>http://umpbump.com/press/2010/02/13/why-is-felipe-lopez-still-unsigned/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 01:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Coley Ward</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re talking about a guy who hit .310/.383/.427 with nine homers and a career-best 38 doubles in &#8230; [visit site to read more]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-7524" href="http://umpbump.com/press/2010/02/13/why-is-felipe-lopez-still-unsigned/6a00d8341c562353ef00e5539223198834-640wi/"><img class="size-medium wp-image-7524 alignright" title="6a00d8341c562353ef00e5539223198834-640wi" src="http://umpbump.com/press/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/6a00d8341c562353ef00e5539223198834-640wi-423x300.jpg" alt="" width="256" height="181" /></a>We&#8217;re talking about a guy who hit .310/.383/.427 with nine homers and a career-best 38 doubles in &#8230; [<a href="http://umpbump.com/press/2010/02/13/why-is-felipe-lopez-still-unsigned/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>
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		<title>Mike Jacobs Returning to the Mets and I Don&#8217;t Know Why</title>
		<link>http://umpbump.com/press/2010/02/10/mike-jacobs-returning-to-the-mets-and-i-dont-know-why/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Moro</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Jerry Crasnick&#8217;s Twitter feed, the Mets are bringing back &#8230; [visit site to read more]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-7511" href="http://umpbump.com/press/2010/02/10/mike-jacobs-returning-to-the-mets-and-i-dont-know-why/mike-jacobs/"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-7511" title="Mike Jacobs" src="http://umpbump.com/press/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Mike-Jacobs-221x300.jpg" alt="" width="221" height="300" /></a>According to <a href="http://twitter.com/jcrasnick/status/8878332237">Jerry Crasnick&#8217;s Twitter feed</a>, the Mets are bringing back &#8230; [<a href="http://umpbump.com/press/2010/02/10/mike-jacobs-returning-to-the-mets-and-i-dont-know-why/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>
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		<title>Sling iPhone app will let you stream games from anywhere</title>
		<link>http://umpbump.com/press/2010/02/05/sling-iphone-app-will-let-you-stream-games-from-anywhere/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:03:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alejandro A. Leal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I've beat this dead horse till I can't beat it no mo'!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve beat this dead horse till I can&#8217;t beat it no mo&#8217;! &#8230; [<a href="http://umpbump.com/press/2010/02/05/sling-iphone-app-will-let-you-stream-games-from-anywhere/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>
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		<title>Vegas Sets Odds for 2010 Series</title>
		<link>http://umpbump.com/press/2010/01/21/vegas-sets-odds-for-2010-series/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sarah Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The bettors have spoken, and the odds for the 2010 Fall Classic are set.
They&#8217;re bullish on the Yanks repeating as world champs, giving the Bronx Bombers 3-1 odds. They&#8217;re higher on the Boston Red Sox than the Beantowners&#8217; own sour-pussed fans are, giving the Red Stockings 6-1 odds. But the surprise candidate may be the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The bettors<a href="http://www.sportsbetting.com/betting-odds/mlb/1.html"> have spoken</a>, and the odds for the 2010 Fall Classic are set.</p>
<p>They&#8217;re bullish on the Yanks repeating as world champs, giving the Bronx Bombers 3-1 odds. They&#8217;re higher on the Boston Red Sox than the Beantowners&#8217; own sour-pussed fans are, giving the Red Stockings 6-1 odds. But the surprise candidate may be the Cleveland Indians, which the betting men also grant 6-1 odds — despite finishing 21.5 games out of first &#8230; [<a href="http://umpbump.com/press/2010/01/21/vegas-sets-odds-for-2010-series/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>
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		<title>Video: Jose Offerman bumps, slugs ump</title>
		<link>http://umpbump.com/press/2010/01/18/video-jose-offerman-bumps-slugs-ump/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 19:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Coley Ward</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have nothing new to add to this story, but it strikes me that any site called UmpBump needs to post video anytime a manager slugs an umpire. Either that, or we&#8217;d need to change the name of the blog. And it took me a week to think of &#8220;UmpBump.&#8221;
So here&#8217;s the video.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have nothing new to add to this story, but it strikes me that any site called UmpBump needs to post video anytime a manager slugs an umpire. Either that, or we&#8217;d need to change the name of the blog. And it took me a week to think of &#8220;UmpBump.&#8221;</p>
<p>So here&#8217;s the video.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="425" height="344" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" ... [<a href="http://umpbump.com/press/2010/01/18/video-jose-offerman-bumps-slugs-ump/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>
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		<title>What they need: Tigers — a healthy Jeremy Bonderman</title>
		<link>http://umpbump.com/press/2010/01/15/what-they-need-tigers-%e2%80%94-a-healthy-jeremy-bonderman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Coley Ward</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 2009 Tigers finished 9 games over .500 and tied for first place. That&#8217;s the good news. The bad news is Detroit lost a one-game playoff &#8230; [visit site to read more]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-7422" href="http://umpbump.com/press/2010/01/15/what-they-need-tigers-%e2%80%94-a-healthy-jeremy-bonderman/tigers-white-sox-baseball-2/"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-7422" title="Tigers White Sox Baseball" src="http://umpbump.com/press/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/large_magglio30.jpg" alt="" width="336" height="217" /></a>The 2009 Tigers finished 9 games over .500 and tied for first place. That&#8217;s the good news. The bad news is Detroit lost a one-game playoff &#8230; [<a href="http://umpbump.com/press/2010/01/15/what-they-need-tigers-%e2%80%94-a-healthy-jeremy-bonderman/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>
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		<title>What they need: Rangers — a mostly healthy Rich Harden</title>
		<link>http://umpbump.com/press/2010/01/14/what-they-need-rangers-%e2%80%94-a-mostly-healthy-rich-harden/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 19:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Coley Ward</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Rangers have a lot of questions entering 2010. Can Josh Hamilton stay healthy? Will Julio Borbon transition smoothly to the majors? Will Neftali Feliz thrive &#8230; [visit site to read more]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-7414" href="http://umpbump.com/press/2010/01/14/what-they-need-rangers-%e2%80%94-a-mostly-healthy-rich-harden/michael_young/"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-7414" title="Michael_Young" src="http://umpbump.com/press/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Michael_Young.jpg" alt="" width="275" height="235" /></a>The Rangers have a lot of questions entering 2010. Can Josh Hamilton stay healthy? Will Julio Borbon transition smoothly to the majors? Will Neftali Feliz thrive &#8230; [<a href="http://umpbump.com/press/2010/01/14/what-they-need-rangers-%e2%80%94-a-mostly-healthy-rich-harden/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>
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