It’s the kids who always suffer.
Maybe it’s because I’m getting a bit tired of hearing so many trade rumors, but I’m feeling mighty childish/punchy today (more so than usual, anyway).
And maybe that’s why I find this this headline on ESPN to be hysterical:
“Rolen seeks trade; LaRussa won’t ‘please Scott’”
Now Scott, you knew very well going into this relationship that Tony had the reputation of being a bit stingy in that department. There’s a long line of guys that couldn’t convince LaRussa to please them. And trust me, they’ve tried everything. A box of Ferrero Roche chocolates, a pocket full of posies, won an MVP Award, posted his bail, and all were denied.
I don’t blame you for trying, though.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Mike Timlin looks on as Doug Mirabelli (not pictured) prepares to catch Tim Wakefield’s knuckle-arrow.
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November 15th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Colorado Rockies, take heed!
First we crushed you in the World Series.
Now we are coming for your children.
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November 15th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
What would Jesus shoot?
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November 15th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
“The force isn’t all that important. The trick is that you gotta keep the arrow from spinning.”
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November 16th, 2007 at 2:13 am
Git R” Done!
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November 16th, 2007 at 2:47 am
At a secret training facility rumored to be near Fort Myers, Red Sox GM Theo Epstein has handpicked two of his most trusted veteran pitchers to carry out a bold new mission. The exact goal of the classified program remains a mystery, but sources say that Epstein is determined to defend the team’s World Series title—-at any cost. This picture, taken by an anonymous source on a cell phone camera, is the first hard evidence to confirm the existence of such a program. Stay tuned throughout the day as we continue the search for answers.
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November 19th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
“It’s comin right for us!!!!!!”
(any other South Park nerds will appreciate this one)…
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December 3rd, 2007 at 11:10 am
Wakefield, Timlin (pictured above), and rookie pitchers Buchholz, Matsuzaka, and Okajima (not pictured) are training vigorously for their off-season dodge ball team. “We have to keep the rookies on their feet. If you can dodge a crossbow, you can dodge a ball.”
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