No wonder Carlos Guillen hasn’t stolen any bases lately
He’s feeling quite uncomfortable. And I’m not talking about his spotty defense.
Note: I’m filing this under “quick laughs,” but I’m not actually laughing. More like cringing.
He’s feeling quite uncomfortable. And I’m not talking about his spotty defense.
Note: I’m filing this under “quick laughs,” but I’m not actually laughing. More like cringing.
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May 20, 2008 - 12:43 pm
“She uses an odd, side-armed delivery, and puts both speed and curve on the ball. Her greatest asset, however, is control. She can place the ball where she pleases, and her knack at guessing the weakness of a batter is uncanny.” - The Chattanooga News
It was a bit of serendipity. Yesterday, as our own [...]
April 27, 2008 - 8:33 am
It probably comes as a surprise to no one that the Washington Nationals have a pretty abominable team once again this season, and that they are tied with the Texas Rangers for the worst record in baseball at 8-17. That is exactly the sort of performance we have come to expect from the Expos/Nats after [...]
April 9, 2008 - 2:08 pm
Bill Buckner was the surprise mystery guest who threw out the first pitch yesterday at Fenway’s Home Opener. As I’ve previously admitted, I greeted the late-breaking announcement with cynicism. Can’t we just get on with the pennants and the rings and the parades and leave all that crap behind us?
But then, noshing on my reuben [...]
March 7, 2008 - 12:43 pm
The baseball uniform is something of a curiosity. I think we can all agree that baseball did the world a favor by bringing us the baseball cap. But in what other sport are players required to wear a thick belt, tapered white stretch pants, a glorified pajama top, and stirrups?!
Nonetheless, some baseball [...]
May 29th, 2008 at 12:14 am
“Who wrote this ‘hilarious’ one, anal fissures?”
“That’s a real thing.”
“Yeah, well no one here has it.”
“…Someone has it.”
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May 30th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
my quote steal from The Office is the one comment on this story??? jeeeeez Deadspin is all over this by now…
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June 1st, 2008 at 1:08 am
this makes me particularly glad that I don’t work in a profession in which the causes of my sick days are broadcast across the country.
“Yeah, she’s PMSing pretty bad…she’s gonna be day-to-day until her flow lightens up.”
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June 1st, 2008 at 9:33 am
The worst part of that story was the part where they said the hemorrhoids “probably need to be lanced.”
Ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh.
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