I was talking to my dad today and he brought up something that had crossed my mind once or twice. Chase Utley, who dropped an F-bomb at the Phillies’ championship celebration on Friday, has yet to apologize. Unlike the first time Utley used the f-word on national TV this year, this time he meant to […]

Chase Utley is many things. He’s hardworking, talented, professional, philanthropic, and kinda handsome, if you’re into the Pat Riley hairdo. But above all else, he’s boring. I have a friend who used to work for the World Wide Leader who told me once that Utley was the worst interview she’s ever done. Here’s how Jimmy […]

Unfortunately, I couldn’t be in Philly last night for the big game. Couldn’t pound a Yuengling in the parking lot and then smash the bottle on the ground. Couldn’t help tip over a car. And I wasn’t the only one. Lots of Philly fans are spread out all over the world. My friend Alicia, who […]

Booo Rays! Booo other teams! Booo fans of other teams! Booo states that are home to other teams! Wait, does that mean boo Pennsylvania, because it’s also home to the Pirates? Yes, boo Pennsylvania! But only the western half! Booo Raymond, the inferior mascot! As a matter of fact, booo all mascots who aren’t the […]

Quickly, before the playoffs start something like 10 hours, I thought I’d open up the floor for the regular season’s biggest surprises. To get the ball rolling, here are mine, in no particular order: The (comparative) total suckage of the Cleveland Indians. Last year, they were one ALCS win away from heading to the World […]

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December 5, 2011

Will anybody get elected to the Hall of Fame this year?

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