Sneak booze into games with your official MLB flask

Posted by Coley Ward on Thursday January 08th 2009, 6:08 pm - filed in News reel

I refuse to buy beer at baseball games. I simply won’t pay $7 for a Bud Light. I don’t have it in me.

At the same time, I’m not about to sit through a game sober.

My solution? I sneak a couple of small bottles of Jack Daniels or Captain Morgan into the stadium and mix them with a Coke. Sometimes I put the contraband in my cargo shorts. Once I shoved a bottle in each of my shoes (which made walking kinda difficult).

The only problem with smuggling in booze is that I feel a little guilty violating MLB policy. Not a lot guilty — somehow I manage to sleep at night — but a little guilty.

But now I can rest easy knowing that MLB wants me to sneak liquor into games. Why else would they have started marketing this — an MLB flask!

I bet if I place my order now I’ll have it in plenty of time for spring training.

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