Big Papi out for a month? Say it ain’t so! No REALLY. Like, before I have to come over there and kick your ass.

Posted by Sarah Green on Monday June 02nd 2008, 10:13 pm - filed in News reel

Oh, dear God. Please let this Boston Herald story be roughly as true as that Herald story about the Patriots’ tape of the Rams walkthrough:

After injuring his left wrist during the Red Sox’ victory over the Baltimore Orioles on Saturday night, Ortiz learned yesterday he has ligament damage that will keep him sidelined indefinitely. According to a source, Ortiz’ wrist will be immobilized for roughly the next month to determine whether the injury can heal on its own.

If it cannot, the Red Sox and Ortiz very well may face a harsh reality:

Season-ending surgery.

No, no, no. NO. Nonononono. Noooooooooo.

It’s not true, it’s not true, in my happy place, it’s not true, la la la la la la, it’s not true, rainbows and flowers, it’s not true, it’s not true, it’s not true I CAN’T HEAR YOU it’s not true.

Lord, on behalf of Red Sox fans everywhere, I implore you: TAKE ME INSTEAD.

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