Today’s lunchtime reading put me in an inquisitive mood. So let’s do it up as a questionnaire: From 38Pitches, Curt Schilling would like to know: why wasn’t Kyle Farnsworth ejected for throwing at Manny Ramirez last night? do my homework free From Deuce of Davenport, why does Marty Brennaman hate Cubs fans so much? From […]

Earlier this week, I was hustling to make dinner so that I could get going on this week’s Metro column. Yanking my bowl of soup out of the microwave, I suffered a freak Joel Zumaya-esque accident as the steaming liquid spilled all over my right forearm. I was wearing a wool sweater, which soaked up […]

Ha! So THAT’S where the flame-throwing, punk-ass rookie bitch gets his juice from! Continuing a trend of ball players publicly (albeit unintentionally) endorsing video games, the Detroit Free Press is reporting that Joel Zumaya’s injury during this years ALCS (he was injured?) originated out of the pitcher’s constant play of a certain Air-guitar inducing video […]

So I heard it last night during the ESPN Radio broadcast: the radar gun in St. Louis was showing a 10 mph disparity in between some pitches. No biggie, after all, radar guns have come into question all throughout this post-season. But Joe Morgan said something that caught my attention, he mentioned that Joel Zumaya, […]

It was the wise Gary Payton who once dubbed a young rook by the name of Steve Francis, a naïve mind of sorts, a “Punk-ass bitch” for dissin’ the then Vancouver Grizzlies and forcing a trade to the Houston Rockets – at draft night. But this is UmpBump; and before I stray too far away […]

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