Cynthia Rodriguez Can REALLY Get Inside Your Head

Posted by Paul Moro on Monday July 21st 2008, 1:59 pm - filed in Quick laughs

NEWSFLASH: It has recently come to our attention thanks to the wonderfully intrepid reporters known as Rush & Molloy that - my god - Cynthia Rodriguez has… a Master’s Degree in Psychology!!! And no one is safe from her Jedi mind tricks.

“Cynthia has a master’s degree in psychology. Once she found out how vulnerable (Alex) was, she got into his head.” - Anonymous “Pal” of Alex Rodriguez

So if my math is correct…

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