Say whatever else about the man, but no one can claim that Ryan Howard is not a big-time homerun hitter. Last night, Howard broke a Major League record by hitting his 200th HR in 658 career games, which is the fewest number of games played of anyone who has ever reached that mark. So kudos to Mr. Howard.

But for the sake of keeping things in context, it is important, I think, to remember that Howard got a very late start to his career thanks to Jim Thome, who had been the Phillies first baseman while Howard lingered in the minors (he was 26 years old before he even played his first full season in the bigs). So essentially, Howard was already in his peak years when he arrived on the scene and his power had already developed. Had Thome not been an impediment to Howard’s big league promotion, the guy could have been a big league regular at least a full season earlier, if not two. And chances are, he would not have been such an impact bat from the onset.

For instance, Ralph Kiner, whose record Howard broke last night, was a full two years younger when he hit his 200th. In fact, there have been 79 players in baseball history who have hit their 200th HR during or before the year they turned 29, including less heralded names as Adam Dunn, Troy Glaus, Adrian Beltre, Shawn Green, Eric Chavez, Ruben Sierra, Bob Horner, and Kent Hrbek. And because there are doubts that a player of Howard’s massive size could be a productive hitter for much longer, it’s also worth mentioning that Kiner’s power began to leave him at 29, and a back injury forced an early retirement at the age of 32.

So while it is an accomplishment to even be good enough to hit 200 HRs over a major league career, I have serious reservations when guys like Tim Kurkjian says that “Howard’s gonna go to 500 HRs, at least” like he did last night on ESPN’s Baseball Tonight. There have only been 14 players in the history of the game who hit 300 HRs between the age of 30 and their subsequent retirement – and quite a few of them are regarded as PED-users (Bonds, Palmeiro, McGwire, Sosa, Sheffield, and who knows who else). So Howard’s chances are, well, not good.

Maybe I’m selling Howard short. Maybe he’ll continue to lose weight like he apparently did this off season. Maybe he’ll be incredibly fortunate and stay healthy for another ten-twelve years  and somehow beat the odds.

According to Wikipedia, Flo Rida is “an American rapper”. I did not know this.

Wikipedia also tells me that, “Mail on Sunday was Flo Rida’s solo debut album; its lead single “Low”, featuring T-Pain which was a #1 hit for ten weeks in early 2008. Flo Rida’s single “Right Round”, featuring Ke$ha, from his new album R.O.O.T.S., spent six consecutive weeks at the top of the Billboard Hot 100″. I did not know this either.

Now, this is not a post about how incredibly uncool and out of touch I am with the popular music scene (we still call it “pop music”, right? Just checking). But this is a post born out of anger.

Because of this man named Flo Rida, I will be unable to watch the first few innings of the Mets-Marlins game on Saturday.

…

Allow me to explain.

On Saturday the 11th of April, Flo Rida will be performing a concert at Dolphin Stadium following the game. To accommodate the show, the Marlins have decided to move the start time of the game up one hour to 6pm.

Now this would be all well and good if it were not for the fact that MLB and FOX have a contract – all games in play before 7pm on Saturdays can only be aired on FOX, regardless of whether or not FOX gives a crap to air these games.

So you know what that means, kids? I can’t watch the game until 7pm, when SNY (the Mets channel here in NYC) begins broadcasting. I can’t even go on the internet to watch it because it’s the same fricken’ situation down in Miami. I just. can’t. watch. the. game.

Hulk get mad.

I can only hope that instead of Ron, Keith and Gary, the SNY team decides to have Ralph Kiner open up the telecast. I’d love to hear Ralph try to explain this %#$!-show on-air (Welcome to Mets baseball. This is uh… I’m uh… Well, we open up the telecast in the fourth inning here in uh… There’s a musician named Flo Rida who’ll be playing tonight… And as a result, here we are in the second inning, with Darryl Strawberry coming to bat).

It might be the only thing that could make this okay.

P.S. For the record, I am not proud of that Kiner joke. I mean, it’s not even funny. I love Ralph. Plus, I don’t know why I’m blaming Flo Rida instead of the stupid Marlins and stupid FOX and stupid MLB.

I disappoint myself in so many ways…

Hat tip to Metsblog for the Mets info as always