Harold Reynold Needs (another) Hug

Posted by Coley Ward on Wednesday July 26th 2006, 3:30 pm - filed in News reel

It’s official. Harold Reynolds was fired by ESPN for sexual harassment. It seems Reynolds, who had a reputation at ESPN for hounding the Bristol chicks, was fired after a female ESPN employee complained that he hugged her inappropriately at an Outback Steakhouse.

First question: Hadn’t the woman heard that at Outback, inappropriate hugs are just Australian for, “I appreciate the work you do and I really respect you as a colleague”?

Second question: What does an “inappropriate hug” look like? Is it a hug where the man approaches from the front, wraps his arms around the woman and then grabs her butt cheeks? Is it a hug where the man approaches from behind, places his hands on the woman’s breasts and then lets gravity drag them south? What made this hug inappropriate? What makes any hug innapropriate?

Inquiring minds want to know.


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Harold Reynolds Update

Posted by Coley Ward on Tuesday July 25th 2006, 5:02 pm - filed in News reel

Deadspin.com is reporting that Harold Reynolds was fired for sexual harrassment.

The site is running excerpts from various anonymous Bristol staffers, all of whom think Reynolds was canned for chasing too much tail. Apparently, he had a reputation for dogging the ladies, despite the fact that his wife gave birth to the couple’s first child just a few months ago.

Oh Harold, say it aint so.


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