So I cruise on in to my local SBUX this morning for my grande bold, and happen to see a Boston Globe lying on one of the tables. I’m immediately arrested by the screaming headlines and massive above-the-fold image of David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez, circa 2003, both pointing skyward. Steroid Scandal Hits Home; Shaughnessy: […]

Baseball was a lot simpler before performance enhancing drugs. Or rather, baseball was simpler before we started to learn just how many players were using performance enhancers. Now we’re stuck trying to figure out who was using and who wasn’t. We’re arguing over who belongs in Cooperstown and who doesn’t, who should keep his record […]

Back in January, when Roger Clemens filed his lawsuit, I wondered if the legal process would open up a whole new can of worms. Short answer: yes. And what nubile worms they turned out to be. But the Rocket’s latest statement, which hit the newsstands today, shows just how far he still is from understanding […]

Mike Greenwell was one of my favorite players growing up. The Red Sox left fielder had the many appealing intangible qualities (not to mention quite a few impressive tangibles, too, like a lifetime .303 average and .368 OBP) that often make players fan favorites. Plus, upon running into the left field wall for the umpteenth […]

For your Sunday morning pleasure, via, the poetry of Roger Clemens, excerpted from his deposition and his Congressional testimony: “Offensive Haiku” I am offended. I will be honest with you. I am offended. —Feb. 5, 2008, deposition “Ghost Andy” He looked at me, Wringing his hands, White as a ghost And asked me What […]

Today John Rocker went on an Atlanta radio station and told the world that he was a steroid user and that Bud Selig knew about it.Better yet, he told us in the third-person: He also said that “Bud Selig is a clown and should do the entire world a favor and kill himself.” Rocker, no […]

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