UFH/WYOC: World Series Edition
As some of you may know, the Rockies have had one of their own fall prey to the UFH police. So it’s only fitting that one Todd Helton makes a cameo in this edition of UFH’s Most Wanted alongside the culrpit, Jamey Carroll.
A smooth man with his glove, Carroll’s smoothness went a little to his head, as he is now committing a copycat crime in trying to sport The Stash ala Jason Giambi. Sure Giambi’s was a horrendous best of nature all in it’s own, but Carroll’s is a very feeble attempt at suave. Enough to prompt fellow teammate (and UFH parter in crime) Todd Helton to mock it in some fashion. Which, of course, is a nice segue way into a very appropriate World Series Write Your Own Caption.
October 27th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
“You gotta let it grow all-around, see, around these edges and at the bottom.”
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October 27th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
“You know what would help that patchy little stache you got going there? Face steroids. I know a guy…”
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October 27th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Gootchi gootchi goo! Who’s a cute little mustache. You are! Yes, you are!
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October 28th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
“See, I can tell just from the most cursory examination that your facial hair suffers from split ends. I suggest a deep conditioning treatment such as Paul Mitchell’s ‘Hair Repair.’”
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