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1. Nick Kapur Says:
   November 8th, 2006 at 7:19 pm

   Having finally earned his way out of the Purgatory that is the Red Sox, Keith Foulke has gone to a better place… that Great Green Ballpark in the Sky.

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2. Nick Kapur Says:
   November 8th, 2006 at 7:20 pm

   The words engraved beneith the stained-glass window read, “St. Keithius - Patron Saint of Blown Saves”

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3. Sarah Green Says:
   November 10th, 2006 at 1:24 pm

   After crunching the numbers, watching hours of video, and completing a detailed psychiatric evaluation, the Red Sox coaching staff was still stymied by Keith Foulke’s bizarre implosion after the 2004 season. But then, a bat boy happened across this photo, clearly showing that Foulke had been pitching under the influence of a supernatural phenomenon known only as the Evil White Aura of Doom. Knowing that there is no counter-jinx for the Evil White Aura of Doom, the Red Sox had no choice but to decline Foulke’s 2007 option.

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4. Coley Ward Says:
   November 10th, 2006 at 3:26 pm

   It’s one thing to worship David Ortiz, but Keith Foulke?!

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