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1. Coley Ward Says:
   November 26th, 2006 at 4:41 pm

   Jeter: I’m the best SS in the world!

   Gonzo: Dude, I crap better shortstops than you.
   (grimaces. grunts.)
   See?

   Jeter: Dude, you crapped out Julio Lugo! Gross!

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2. Sarah Green Says:
   November 27th, 2006 at 2:31 am

   The real secret behind A-Gonz’s good defensive stats…..plenty of boosts.

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3. Nick Kapur Says:
   November 27th, 2006 at 4:13 pm

   Alex shows the Red Sox what he thinks of Julio Lugo taking his job away!

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4. Dominic Says:
   November 27th, 2006 at 4:40 pm

   This is how we do squats in the Dominican!

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5. Sarah Green Says:
   November 28th, 2006 at 12:17 am

   Here, Julio Lugo performs an interpretive dance demonstrating how he will oust Alex Gonzalez from the Red Sox infield. Lugo choreographed the piece after being inspired by a Rodin sculpture, a jujitsu competition, and the anatomy of human birth. “I wanted my position vis-a-vis Alex’s position to represent the rebirth of offensive capability at short, if you will,” said Lugo. “It’s about regeneration, the inescapable cycles of life and death, and the Oedipal urges lying fallow within us all.”

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6. Zvee Says:
   November 28th, 2006 at 2:23 pm

   A turtlehead of enormous proportions…

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7. Sarah Green Says:
   November 29th, 2006 at 1:24 am

   Zvee my man. What is a turtlehead?? I think Dick Cheney sort of looks like a large turtle. Or tortoise. Does this have anything to do with Dick Cheney?

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8. darthmoridin Says:
   December 1st, 2006 at 11:00 pm

   “I am squishing your head!”

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9. Sarah Green Says:
   December 2nd, 2006 at 12:35 am

   Alex Gonzalez tries the “between the legs” basketball dribble. Only problem—he was palming Julio Lugo’s head, not a basketball.

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10. ceradruntee Says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 9:14 pm

    I’m sorry if this is off-topic, but I need some feedback. Do you think extended auto warranties a good deal?
    Thanks in advance for your input.

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11. Danny O Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 10:39 am

    Wow, I better talk to the trainer. This jock itch is really starting to get nasty.

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