Write Your Own Caption: A-Rod and Damon

6 Responses to “Write Your Own Caption: A-Rod and Damon”

1. Sarah Green Says:
   June 23rd, 2008 at 9:44 am

   “…I’m telling you, you gotta switch agents. Warren Buffet is like ten times awesomer than Scott Boras.”

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2. Chris Says:
   June 23rd, 2008 at 11:13 am

   “I’m telling you, Derek loves me more.”

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3. Paul Moro Says:
   June 23rd, 2008 at 12:36 pm

   Johnny, what’s your secret to keeping your uniform so crisp and clean? I mean, look at mine. I look a total mess. Is it Calgon? It’s Calgon, isn’t it.

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4. TheMikeMan Says:
   June 23rd, 2008 at 1:21 pm

   A-Rod: I miss playing short. If you talk to Hank about getting me back over to shortstop I’ll talk to him about letting you grow a beard…
   Idiot: No way, he’ll never go for it. Besides, Jeter’s my man love.
   A-Rod: How about I give you $100 bucks then.
   Idiot: Uh, okay. Deal!

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5. Lyndsay Says:
   June 23rd, 2008 at 1:40 pm

   A-Rod: our pitcher’s gotta bat in this series because it’s interleague play.
   Damon: wait, what? I don’t get it. what happens to our DH?
   A-Rod: the pitcher always bats in the NL. the DH doesn’t bat.
   Damon: ohhh I get it, and the DH pitches!
   A-Rod: …no. go get me a pen, I’m gonna write it down for you…

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6. Lyndsay Says:
   June 23rd, 2008 at 5:36 pm

   Damon: Alex? Um, I have a question.
   A-Rod: yeah? what?
   Damon: um…how many center fielders does the NL have?
   A-Rod: …..just one, Johnny.
   Damon: ok. cuz Giambi told me they play a 4-man outfield. I know he likes to fuck with me a lot but…I just thought I’d check. cuz we got that series comin up with -
   A-Rod: how many times do I gotta tell you not to listen to that guy! he gets you every time!

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