“Let’s see… Going through my mental list of awesomeness… Awesome hair? Check. My ‘Future’s so bright, I gotta wear’ shades? Definite check. Phallic structure in my mouth? Obvious check. The ‘I’m so awesome I can barely hear myself go through my list of awesomeness’ ear plugs? Awesomely checked…
On March 3, 1969 the United States Navy established an elite school for the top one percent of its pilots. Its purpose was to teach the lost art of aerial combat and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were the best fighter pilots in the world. They succeeded. Today, the Navy calls it Fighter Weapons School. The flyers call it: TOP GUN.
November 6th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
“Let’s see… Going through my mental list of awesomeness… Awesome hair? Check. My ‘Future’s so bright, I gotta wear’ shades? Definite check. Phallic structure in my mouth? Obvious check. The ‘I’m so awesome I can barely hear myself go through my list of awesomeness’ ear plugs? Awesomely checked…
God… Why am I so awesome?”
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November 6th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I am so sick of that Stupid Dropkicks Song… Now where are my fellow Bedazzlers?
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November 6th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Damn it feels good to be a douchebag.
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November 6th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
On March 3, 1969 the United States Navy established an elite school for the top one percent of its pilots. Its purpose was to teach the lost art of aerial combat and to insure that the handful of men who graduated were the best fighter pilots in the world. They succeeded. Today, the Navy calls it Fighter Weapons School. The flyers call it: TOP GUN.
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