Write Your Own Caption: Tim Wakefield and Mike Timlin

8 Responses to “Write Your Own Caption: Tim Wakefield and Mike Timlin”

1. Sarah Green Says:
   November 15th, 2007 at 1:43 pm

   Mike Timlin looks on as Doug Mirabelli (not pictured) prepares to catch Tim Wakefield’s knuckle-arrow.

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2. Nick Kapur Says:
   November 15th, 2007 at 1:44 pm

   Colorado Rockies, take heed!

   First we crushed you in the World Series.

   Now we are coming for your children.

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3. Coley Ward Says:
   November 15th, 2007 at 4:49 pm

   What would Jesus shoot?

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4. Danny O Says:
   November 15th, 2007 at 7:38 pm

   “The force isn’t all that important. The trick is that you gotta keep the arrow from spinning.”

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5. Kim Says:
   November 16th, 2007 at 2:13 am

   Git R” Done!

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6. Sarah Green Says:
   November 16th, 2007 at 2:47 am

   At a secret training facility rumored to be near Fort Myers, Red Sox GM Theo Epstein has handpicked two of his most trusted veteran pitchers to carry out a bold new mission. The exact goal of the classified program remains a mystery, but sources say that Epstein is determined to defend the team’s World Series title—-at any cost. This picture, taken by an anonymous source on a cell phone camera, is the first hard evidence to confirm the existence of such a program. Stay tuned throughout the day as we continue the search for answers.

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7. Jojo Fireball Says:
   November 19th, 2007 at 2:31 pm

   “It’s comin right for us!!!!!!”

   (any other South Park nerds will appreciate this one)…

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8. Cara Linehan Says:
   December 3rd, 2007 at 11:10 am

   Wakefield, Timlin (pictured above), and rookie pitchers Buchholz, Matsuzaka, and Okajima (not pictured) are training vigorously for their off-season dodge ball team. “We have to keep the rookies on their feet. If you can dodge a crossbow, you can dodge a ball.”

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