Write Your Own Caption: Touchy Feely

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1. Sarah Green Says:
   April 29th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

   Scioscia: You’re right! I can’t even feel the pantylines.

   Garland: I’m telling you, Spanx are the best.

   Napoli: I gotta get me some of those.

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2. Lyndsay Says:
   April 29th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

   “I want to make friends with it.”

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3. Andrew Ryan Says:
   April 29th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

   Scioscia: You gotta rub it right here Jon… this is where all the ladies like it

   Garland: Easy there Skip…I’m doing fine without your help

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4. yadda yadda Says:
   April 29th, 2008 at 2:26 pm

   Francisco was right. Those glute exercises are really paying off.

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5. Sarah Green Says:
   April 29th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

   Scioscia: This uniform, what’s it made from?

   Garland: I don’t know, cotton?

   Scioscia: No. This is not cotton. Here, lemme see….Oh. Of course. Polyester!

   Napoli: So?

   Scioscia: I can’t believe you’re not playing in cotton.

   Garland: Well, this is what they give us.

   Scioscia: You know they used to make leisure suits out of this fabric?

   Napoli: You really think cotton’s better?

   Scioscia: Of course! Alright, maybe I’ll say something to Arte.

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6. Dave S Says:
   April 29th, 2008 at 3:38 pm

   Hey! you cant listen to your IPOD while your picthing, I know its in there somewhere

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7. Booj Noonan Says:
   April 29th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

   Wow! That IS Downy soft!

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8. Coley Ward Says:
   April 29th, 2008 at 5:27 pm

   “Want to touch the hiney!”

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9. melissa Says:
   April 29th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

   Gar: “I’ve got your rally monkey right here.”

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10. Brian Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    Scioscia: Is this how they did it on the southside Jon ?

    Garland: Omg, how did you know ?

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11. Lyndsay Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    “Just remember - the needle goes HERE.”

    yes thats right, I went there

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12. sully Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    Napoli: “hey coach, you take a look at his pants, something just isn’t right.”

    Garland: ” coach, i know i’ve been snacking late at night, but do you think these pants make my hips look big?”

    Scioscia: “well it does feel like your retaining water but this is the problem right here, this seem is all wrong for you! This seem would make Otis Nixon or even Willie McGee look fat. Ohh and one more thing, lay off the midnight snacks chunks.”

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