WYOC: George Mitchell, Badass.

8 Responses to “WYOC: George Mitchell, Badass.”

1. Nick Kapur Says:
   December 13th, 2007 at 12:57 pm

   Yeah. George Mitchell will FUCK you up if you even THINK about taking steroids. Even for a second, by accident. He sees you when you’re sleeping, too.

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2. Sarah Green Says:
   December 13th, 2007 at 1:00 pm

   Fact: George Mitchell’s laugh cures cancer. To bad he has never found anything even remotely amusing.

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3. Coley Ward Says:
   December 13th, 2007 at 1:05 pm

   Staring contest? You’re on.

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4. Nick Kapur Says:
   December 13th, 2007 at 1:08 pm

   Godless killing machine GM-1000 explains to the media his plan to prevent John Connor from ever being born.

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5. UmpBump Admin Says:
   December 13th, 2007 at 1:54 pm

   “If in the future someone tries to make a thing out of it, then if we have to, we can bring the pain” – Nick Kapur

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6. Sarah C-S Says:
   December 13th, 2007 at 9:04 pm

   Mr. Potatohead says, “Don’t do drugs.”

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7. Sarah Green Says:
   December 13th, 2007 at 9:28 pm

   The Mitchell report may have left many questions unanswered, but there is one thing baseball fans now know for certain: George Mitchell DOES NOT BELIEVE in Botox. Or, it could be added, any other face-enhancing drug or procedure. Or even Lasik. Or Rogaine, with minoxidil. No. This man is as organic a leafy bundle of kale, fresh from the produce section of Whole Foods Market.

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8. Clint Says:
   December 14th, 2007 at 10:57 pm

   “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”

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